June 18, 2018

The Cat and the Cabbie…

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We were dressed and ready to go out for a party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night so she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon.

“He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother,” she says.

A few minutes later, I get into the cab.

“Sorry I took so long,” I said, as we drove away. “That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her butt with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat tail downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! She’d better not crap in the vegetable garden again!”

The silence in the cab was deafening.

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