November 13, 2018

Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland, Minister of Reality

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A STRETCH

The evolution scientists
Are tracking a new trend:
Our arms, for eons quite unchanged,
Have started to extend!

The evolutionary leap
Began ten years ago–
Has escalated ever since,
Producing cries of woe

From manufacturers of shirts
And sweaters, coats and stuff,
Who say the sleeves of last year’s clothes
Are never long enough!

This puzzling phenomenon
Caused scientists great pain
Until I stepped into the light,Quite eager to explain:

Our butts have grown much broader with
Each smart phone upgrade bought,
Requiring longer arms to take
That wider selfie shot!

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