Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland, Minister of Reality
A SO SO PIECE
So, I’ve a major bone to pick–
So fervently, I’m blue!
So let me earnestly explain
So you’ll know what I do!
So what I know I know I hear,
So you must hear it too.
So let us raise one angry voice
So we can act on cue!
So, “so” is what this is about!
So now you glimpse my view!
“So” is an on-air pox to purge
So it’s flushed down the loo!
“So” starts too many sentences,
“So” is a crutch, a glue,
“So” messes up discussions and
“So” wrecks each interview!
“So” is a vile distraction and,
So help me, Truth will glow
When I shout, “Death to so and so’s
Who start each thought with ‘so’!”