An Excentirc Look Into The Future
In January 2014, our crack Excentric staff members delve into the secret lives of retired cartoon characters. Once known throughout the world as a putty-tat-taunting little bird, the tweeting and twitting have now left this bird as he roosts at his retirement cage with barely enough strength to occasionally ring his food bell. Such is the plight of many aging cartoon characters – sadly left to silently wither away, alone, without fanfare and for some without visitors. As we each look to our futures, let us hope we will have familiar characters and loved ones at our sides, lest we…
Astrology For the Weak
CAPRICORN (January 19 – February 16) This holiday season, give your temper some time to cool off before you say something that could cause friction. Then, complain about them after they leave. AQUARIUS (February 16 – March 11) Let go of some old baggage that you have finally realized has been holding you back for quite some time. Business partners aren’t all their cracked up to be. PISCES (March 20 – April 18) Your business life is thriving, friendships are blooming, emotional attachments are growing more dear to you. Then, you suddenly come out of the coma. ARIES (April 18…
LOCAL PLANS HOLIDAY PARADE
Pictured is a variety of tomatoes. Grown locally, they are offered by roadside venders and Connolly’s Farmer’s Market throughout the year. Sedonans are picky about their fruit and vegetables, often paying extra for edibles labeled organic. More important than the label may be the fact it was grown locally, making it fresh, and drastically reducing the environmental footprint worldwide by delivering the goods down the road as opposed to across country, and in some cases across oceans and the planet. And while everyone knows tomatoes are fruit, did you know you can save 15% on your car insurance? by Blodwyn…
Horoscopes for December 1-7, 2013
ARIES (March 21 – April 19) You’ll have a bizarre dream about a cow telling you to become a Hindu. Then you hear Sam Elliot tell you “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner” and become a Mormon. TAURUS (April 20 – May 20) You’ll learn to take a moment before speaking this month. Each time you do, someone else says something that changes your thoughts. Good time to become a mime. GEMINI (May 21 -June 20) You will be so proud of yourself this holiday season when you go on eBay and are the highest bidder, finally scoring that Cabbage Patch…
