September 21, 2018

Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland, Minister of Reality

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INTELLIGENT LIFE

They’re searching for pollution all
Across the Universe
Because, they say, all folks like us
Commit the common curse

Of spewing crap into the air
And poisoning the ground,
Enabling detection, so
Those E.T.’s can be found,

And, finally, lay to rest the search
For higher forms of life,
Whose brains, like ours, evolved and grew
Behaviors that were rife

With growing fat and lazy while
Extracting coal and gas
To fuel their stupid cars so they
Could slouch there on their ass

And motor to extinction through
Stop lights all blinking red,
So, by the time we visit them,
The bastards will be dead!

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