Kozmik Korner . . . by Lush Gumball
Q: I read about a family in Israel, near the Lebanon border that houses a statue of the Virgin Mary that weeps oil. Neighbors from miles are said to have been flocking to the home. Once wiped down, the statue seems to immediately show signs of moisture. one woman even said the statue spoke to her. So many times, these claims have turned out to be hoaxes. Could this be the real thing?
A: Possibly. I wonder if it’s olive oil.
Q: I heard about yet another Bigfoot sighting. This time by a couple in Potter County, Pennsylvania. They describe him as light gray and report seeing him several times. They suspect he is also the creature who has been enjoying the peanut butter they leave out in an area he seems to frequent. could this couple be the ones that bring proof of the existence of Bigfoot?
A: I am intrigued by Bigfoot’s preference of Peter Pan, Jiff or Skippy.
Q: Somebody told me about researchers at the University of Virginia’s small Division of Perceptual Studies. It seems they claim to have scientifically viable evidence of reincarnation. The work of paranormal researchers remains fundamentally questionable yet unchallengeable. Meanwhile, his list of possible explanations seems far-fetched: telepathy with the living or dead, retrocognition or precognition, spiritual possession, or regular reincarnation. What do you think about this?
A: I find it interesting that most everyone who claims to been reincarnated was somebody famous. My wife and I believe we have a connection to the deep south in the time of plantations, cotton, tobacco and slavery. I think she was a southern belle and I was her slave. I’ve threatened to use that in court if necessary.
Q: I can’t believe it. According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, the Bermuda Triangle does not exist. The U.S. Coast Guard does not recognize the Bermuda Triangle as a geographic area of specific hazard to ships or planes. Since the early 1950s, outrageous theories have surrounded the Bermuda Triangle: Space aliens hunt for human subjects; the lost continent of Atlantis is there; or black-hole vortices pull objects into other dimensions from there. Others contend that then anomalies are caused by methane gas or magnetic forces. What do you believe?
A: More people believe in the Bermuda Triangle than Climate Change.
