July 3, 2022

You May Teach In Sedona If…

  • You request the staff room be equipped with a valium salt lick.
  • You want to slap people you overhear saying, “It must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off.”
  • You believe chocolate is a food group.
  • You want a “Shallow Gene Pool” box added to report cards, but realize as far as you’ll get is “Not Quite As Gifted
    As Others.”
  • All personal life between August and June is a blur.
  • You think calling you by your first name should be reserved for adults only, if that’s okay with the kids and
    their parents.
  • You have to be very careful when discussing vegetables and fruits.
  • You relish Parent-Teacher Days just to put faces to the sperm and egg that created such unique individuals.
  • You’re always surprised at how well behaved children are when their parents are in the same room with their
  • You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the teacher’s lounge.
  • You are an adamant advocate of home schooling.
  • You feel all parents should have to teach school for at least two years before being allowed to reproduce.
  • You know you are in for a major breakdown when a parent says, “I have a great idea I’d like to discuss with you.
    It’ll be such fun.”
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One Response to “You May Teach In Sedona If…”
  1. Martha says:

    Hello David, There is a video on YouTube where some Dr. promotes the idea of being the poersn you want to be in the mind first as you were playing a role in the movie. I find that an interesting idea. thanks for the shareakosAkos Fintor recently posted..

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