Sedona Proposed Improvements
- Fountains will be redesigned to spew sewer treatment water.
- Dry Creek Road will be renamed Sometimes Flooded Way.
- Capital Butte will become Bureaucrat Butt.
- Stutz Bearcat will soon be known as Kia Sedona.
- Steamboat Rock will begin to offer sunset dinner cruises.
- Bell Rock will be turned into a domed ice hockey stadium.
- Sugar Loaf will be downsized and reduced to Low Carb Butte.
- Courthouse Butte will be partitioned to the new City Hall.
- Snoopy Rock will be picked up for not wearing dog tags.
- The Two Nuns Formation will be questioned and released.
- Slide Rock will require “Slippery When Wet” signs be posted.
- People with Montezuma’s Revenge will be barred from visiting Montezuma’s Well.
- Cornville will attempt to annex Sedona, which will attempt to annex the Village of Oak Creek, which will attempt to annex Cornville.
- Fort Hyatt will install a moat-like fountain area.
- The “Y” intersection, once renamed the “X,” will now be known as the Big “O,” leaving people wandering the streets for days, dazed and confused.
- Submarine Rock will be purchased by the Dept. of the Navy.
