ASTROLOGY FOR THE WEAK
CAPRICORN (January 19 – February 16)
You know the old adage, “Today marks the beginning of the rest of your life.” If you wake up the next day, the rest starts all over again and so on and so on.
AQUARIUS (February 16 – March 11)
You will be of two minds about a love interest. On one hand, you find them amusing, on the other, you find them extremely irritating. Time to propose marriage.
PISCES (March 20 – April 18)
This month, you’ll realize that anything having to do with romance is likely to go well if you play your cards right, especially if your mate also has a good hand.
ARIES (April 18 – May 13)
You’ll come out of your shell this month and show your sensitive side to the world. In most cities mooning from a moving automobile is still against the law.
TAURUS (May 13 – June21)
Now is a great time for you to get up on the stage and make your presence known to the cheering crowd. Being the opening act for a sock puppet is at least a start.
GEMINI (June 21 – July 20)
The stars you shining with the ability to charm you way into almost. just be careful not to charm your way into something you’ll have to gnaw your way out of.
CANCER (July 20 – August 10)
This month, you will show a strong inner sense of where you need to go. In the area of romance the stars show it is time to take matters into your own hands.
LEO (August 10 – September 16)
You will find a bright moon shines on you and your family. Or, it could be that moonshine has something to do with you and your family. Tea leaves moldy.
VIRGO (September 16 – October 30)
Far horizons will call with a focus on travel, learning and expanding your options. Unfortunately, you can’t get a signal and the call will go directly to voice mail.
LIBRA (October 30 – November 23)
Not only your own success but that of members of your household could have you on a real emotional high. Neighborhood Watch leader is just the beginning.
SCORPIO (November 23 – November 29)
You could lose sleep while watching and waiting for a special personalized blessing, a sudden pop of good luck. You might just as well buy a lottery ticket.
OPHIUCHUS (November 29 – December 17)
This is the perfect time for starting a diet or fitness routine. Stock up on fruits and vegetables and dust off that Sweatin’ To The Oldies 3 video cassette. Yahoo!
SAGITTARIUS (December 17 – January 20
Nos time like the present to start a bunch of small and significant changes or additions to your work routine. No one will be impressed. No worries. It’s all good.
