Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland, Minister of Reality
CARPET MILL Long, long before all videos Went viral, to a flaw, There was an old time “movie short” That everybody saw. It showed a huge contraption in A carpet making mill, And, up above, a catwalk where A worker took a spill And fell into the workings where It gobbled up his hide And wove him into throw rugs where He peered out, stupefied! I thought it was a lesson in How not to live a life– A sort of cautionary tale To save us pain and strife. In other…