March 29, 2024

ASTROLOGY FOR THE WEAK

CAPRICORN (January 19 – February 16) Expand your horizons – see a foreign film, eat ethnic food and listen to music from another country. You’ll watch Prozac Nation, eat Nachos and listen to Foreigner. AQUARIUS (February 16 – March 11) You will take a break, go outside, sit in the sun, and close your eyes.  Ants! Get up! Run! Hop in the shower. Relax, wait, go out at night on your deck. Skunk! Run! PISCES (March 20 – April 18) Use your good karma to generate more good vibes by doing something super nice for somebody. Careful not to wrench…