Minister of Reality . . . Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland
THE SPAWN OF ADAM
Old Bob, my ragged, homeless friend
Is now a millionaire.
He stumbled on a brilliant scheme
That sprang from his despair.
The boy was big and scary, but
He had the sweetest pooch–
A mixed breed dog named Adam that
All people stopped to smooch.
When Robert found that begging with
A smiling mutt each day
Increased his take a hundred bucks
He knew he’d found his way!
He marshaled his resources, and
Collecting strays from slums,
He launched, The Spawn of Adam, where
He rented dogs to bums!
His business raced around the world!
It made pan-handling pay!
Now, Bob and Adam live aboard
Their yacht in Tampa Bay!
