Sedona Vortex Experiences
- You go back in time to when Sedona was first discovered, but still forget to invest in real estate.
- You win the lottery and donate it all to a self-appointed guru claiming to be the second, or third, coming.
- You now belch fairy dust.
- You see UFOs flashing subliminal messages for Hummers.
- Your front lawn is now covered with grass crop circles.
- You now have the ability to communicate with rocks.
- Your inner child is acting up a lot more and needs a time-out.
- You developed a desire to eat low carb, “naturally,” foraging the woods for edible plants, lean insects and tree bark.
- Your alter-ego goes on a shopping spree, leaving you deep in debt, but in high fashion.
- You feel some kind of surge of inner magnetic energy, and now, no matter which way you turn, your belt buckle always points north.
- You are constantly seeing red, not in an angry way, but on maps of the U.S., especially in the south.
- You hear Yanni’s music in your head everywhere you go, especially in the shower.
- You and your sock puppet finally agree on politics.
