Popcorn Drip
by Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland
I went to see a movie at
A Phoenix metroplex
And found I am a dinosaur!—
A “Cinesaurus rex!”
The first thing was the squishy seats!—
Recliners with foot rests!—
With infinite positions to
Anesthetize the guests!
The next thing was the menu with
Martinis and Chablis,
Roast suckling pig and quiche Lorraine
And oven roasted brie!
And, finally, the table that
Swung underneath my chin!
I wondered, “Is this hospice with
A movie screen and gin?”
The waitress came to welcome me
Installing the IV!
“It’s liquid popcorn, sir,” she said.
“With Medicare, it’s free!”
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