Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland, Minister of Reality
THE 500 YEAR OLD WOMAN
It could have been a typo, but
My screen declared it true:
“500 Year Old Women Would
Just Love To Dine With You!”
Five hundred year old women! Wow!
I’ve never dated one!
But, dinner conversations might
Just turn out to be fun!
She might have camped at Jamestown or
Baked clams at Plymouth Rock!
She might have posed for Rembrandt or
Sung lullabies to Bach!
She might have dated Jan Vermeer
Or eaten Cromwell’s hens!
She might have peeked at Richelieu
Through Galileo’s lens!
But, Thomas Hobbs and William Penn
And old Chris Wren all died!
To her, I might look pretty hot
Since Francis Bacon’s fried!
