Horoscopes for September 9-15, 2012
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
If you have a partner, listen closely and respect his or her wishes. If you don’t have a partner, forget about it. Just go about your daily routine of ignoring people.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
You may end up working too hard and compromising your health this month. Then again, you may be Elvis’ love child or heir to an ant farm empire.
GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)
The energy of the planetary aspect is ripe for giving you a feeling of deep security concerning a meaningful relationship. Remember, after ripeness comes rot.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
There will be a strong lack of communication and lost information after Mercury turns retrograde in Virgo. Things seem to go pretty much downhill after that.
LEO (July 23 – August 22)
A Full Moon in Pisces in September may cause some confusion and tension in your relationships. So may the fact that you have more than one relationship.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
This is a terrific time to make new acquisitions. It’s also excellent for clearing out clutter and giving yourself space for new developments. Start with your mate.
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
Despite having your hands full, there’s still an opportunity for romance. Of course, with Libra, opportunities for romance often mean simply having your hands full.
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
This is a time when perhaps nothing extremely exciting will happen, yet you will feel totally understood. In other words, just another Scorpio same old same old.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Do some research and talk to others in your field to help you make a game plan. Being the backup goalie of your lawn darts team comes with serious responsibility.
CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Don’t judge someone just because his or her lifestyle differs from what you consider normal. Not everyone was raised on an organic curds and whey farm.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
You’ll meet a part of yourself that doesn’t want change and that may act unconsciously to prevent it. You’ll bribe yourself with a roll of dimes into submission.
PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
Time passes quickly. You don’t want to be found sitting in a rocker wondering “what if.” You would rather be found in your pickup truck wondering, “what the.”
