Astrology For the Weak
CAPRICORN (January 19 – February 16)
This holiday season, give your temper some time to cool off before you say something that could cause friction. Then, complain about them after they leave.
AQUARIUS (February 16 – March 11)
Let go of some old baggage that you have finally realized has been holding you back for quite some time. Business partners aren’t all their cracked up to be.
PISCES (March 20 – April 18)
Your business life is thriving, friendships are blooming, emotional attachments are growing more dear to you. Then, you suddenly come out of the coma.
ARIES (April 18 – May 13)
You have got to spend some serious time building emotional bridges this month. But, par for the course, you’ll get busted for using cheap, inferior materials again.
TAURUS (May 13 – June21)
You may want to sit back a bit and see if you can learn a thing or two from those who hold you in high regard. Nah. How can you learn from your students?
GEMINI (June 21 – July 20)
This December, you should watch out for others who could take your opinions more seriously than you do. They just may mistakenly believe you are right.
CANCER (July 20 – August 10)
You’ll take your brain or a test drive with a series of intellectually challenging conversations this month. Sadly, you will crash coming out of a sharp turn.
LEO (August 10 – September 16)
This holiday season, don’t squander away your energy, your financial resources or your precious time, no matter who thinks you should – you old Scrooge, you.
VIRGO (September 16 – October 30)
Embrace your inner eccentric and try not to edit yourself this month — so what if you raise a few eyebrows. Wow! I had completely forgotten that I was a Virgo.
LIBRA (October 30 – November 23)
You will consider spending some free time soaking in hot tubs in a traditional Korean spa or sweating it out in a Finnish sauna, but then simply settle for a hot shower.
SCORPIO (November 23 – November 29)
When you receive some glowing and positive feedback from an unlikely source, you will try not to look so surprised. But, hey, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime occasion.
OPHIUCHUS (November 29 – December 17)
This December, people are a bit more trouble. Expect more complaining and backbiting than usual. Make sure you’re ready to lead the way. Happy Holidays!
SAGITTARIUS (December 17 – January 20
The desire to roam the country sleeping on couches and listening to stories will come the fore this month. Try to find couches located indoors. It’s cold out there.
