August 15, 2022

Astrology For The Weak


CAPRICORN (January 19 – February 16)
It could be that your first reaction to an emotional dilemma is to drown your sorrows in drink. But, realize that if that works, you’ll have to keep on drinking.

AQUARIUS (February 16 – March 11)
Don’t keep bouncing around from one thing to the next in order to avoid the obvious. Stick with one thing and only one thing even if you completely suck at it.

PISCES (March 20 – April 18)
This month, you will be your most sincere, honest, and appealing. It won’t matter much, as most people will see right through you. Especially those that know you.

ARIES (April 18 – May 13)
You may find obstacles and delays prevent you from moving ahead. You can go around them, over them, under them, or better yet – turn around and go home.

TAURUS (May 13 – June21)
Friends and family will believe have your best interests at heart and will want to step in with bright suggestions. Unfortunately, together, they are not that bright.

GEMINI (June 21 – July 20)
If someone insists on talking about their problems and it’s getting to you, you may need to have word. La, la, la, la, la, la with your ears covered comes to mind.

CANCER (July 20 – August 10)
This month, you may find yourself asking for help may be necessary if you’ve come to the end of your tether. Fortunately, you are used to being told no.

LEO (August 10 – September 16)
You will feel free to be your usual jolly self, the one who adds humor to the group. Perhaps if the group wasn’t a bunch of bird watchers, you’d be a bigger hit.

VIRGO (September 16 – October 30)
You may find need the need for a translator to get through to people this month. Sadly, hard as you look, you won’t be able to find anyone who speaks gibberish.

LIBRA (October 30 – November 23)
You may dislike being asked to change your nature, or be different than the way you are. This comes as a total shock, as you love yourself just the way you are.

SCORPIO (November 23 – November 29)
You’ll find your ego is healthy, charged, and ready to face the challenges life has to offer. Suddenly, you’ll suffer a power surge and your ego will explode. Boom.

OPHIUCHUS (November 29 – December 17)
This is a good time to have something positive to do with your hands while your loved one is absent. It is also a good time to keep private things to yourself.

SAGITTARIUS (December 17 – January 20
This month, people will be looking to you to lead the way, make choices, and speak up first. The bartender is also waiting for you to lead, choose and speak up.

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