November 28, 2023

The Making of a Woman’s Dream


Dear Frankly,

I am a slightly built, light skinned, baby faced, balding teacher and not exactly a classic “woman’s dream.” I get along with women and have many women friends. They appreciate my humor, intelligence and understanding nature, yet it is rare when one of them shows an “attraction” towards me. For the past two years, I have been dateless and celibate. I’m beginning to experience desperation. Is it possible for a man my age (48) to find a relationship with a woman 20 years younger?

Desperate Dave

Dear Desperate,

Learn to dance? Dress hip? A teacher’s salary? My fourth husband was a teacher, but his family left him a trust fund. If you’ve got rich relatives in the closet, better let them out and parade them around town.

Dear Frankly,

I am dating a Korean girl. She has been in the country for a year now. She is here to learn English and doing very well. She is very sweet and courteous, pleasant, understanding, pretty and fun to be with. But I have a mental block. I wonder how far the relationship can go because I am always contemplating the idea that I want American children, not Asian tainted children. I am 30 now and the idea of marriage is very real to me. She really likes me a lot, and I could tell she wants to take that extra step. What now?

Cautious Calvin

Dear Cautious,

News bulletin: If you marry her, she will be an American and so will your children. As far as kids retaining your obviously Aryan looks, you may consider adoption. Check KKK Adoptions R Us.


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