Garnering the Sedona Vote
Candidates will promise almost anything to get elected. Below are some of the political favors offered to gain the confidence of Sedona’s voters:
- Sponsor weekly Oak Creek Brewery Nut Brown Ale keg parties at Airport Vortex with free parking
- Turn Fort Hyatt over to Indians and convert it to a casino
- Outlaw the construction of future timeshares unless they pay a bed tax plus impact fee
- Declare Cornville a Canadian province and allow the importation of pharmaceuticals for seniors
- Make Harmonic Convergence a national annual holiday
- Change Tlaquepaque’s name to A Sort Of Mexican Village Specialty Shops
- Hold a dedication to recently discovered Viagra Rock
- Promise to consult all resident psychics, clairvoyants, tarot readers and palmists before making any major decisions
- Will place a big “S” on the side of Coffee Pot Rock
- Announced a bill to declare Snoopy Rock the National Rock
