Rejected Sedona Treats
Ahhhhhhhhhhhg! The Sedona City Council is busy with sticky issues. Recently, they voted to reject a number of proposed treats Uptown vendors were preparing for this Halloween’s annual Uptown Trick or Treat Night. The rejected confections include:
- Black Licorice Street Lamp Blocking Masks
- Sugar Coated Shilajit Squirrel Turds
- Organic Alien Fingers
- Crystal Crunchers
- Jell-O Beans
- Petrified Popcorn Puffs
- Red Licorice Alien Brains
- Splenda Dipped Juniper Bark
- Daffy Taffy
- Slide Rock Ultra Slim Jims
- Smoked Trout Farm Balls
- Page Springs Mesquite Logs
- Road Kill Fritters On A Stick
- Trail Mix From West Fork Trail
- Smoked Gristle
- Stardust Sprinkled Red Rock Succotash
