June 1, 2023

H1N1 (Swine) Flu Cases


Sedona Excentric World looks at the recent surge in H1N1 (swine) flu cases in the United States. After an exhaustive search, Excentric Science staff members believe they have found the source of the mutant virus. The symptoms are similar to classic influenzas: fever, diarrhea, vomiting, muscle aches, headaches. The biggest difference is waking up, looking into the mirror and seeing yourself as the image depicted left. The little guy in this picture was once a robust, 300-lb professional wrestler, El Hombre Rojo, who, from passing automobile windows, could be seen in the fields of the Sewerage Reclamation Plant on SR 89A taking down stray cattle or tackling a wandering, unsuspecting nature photographer. Until now, much like Big Foot, Little Swine Guy, as some have dubbed him, was nothing more than a myth. Maybe now, you’ll wash your hands.


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