October 18, 2017

Cornville Anniversary Gifts

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Year 1 – Paper…Copy of your pre-nup claiming sheep possession
Year 2 – Cotton…A small, wet t-shirt
Year 3 – Leather…A loin cloth made with real loin
Year 4 – Book…A checkbook balanced by a visiting relative
Year 5 – Clock…A printout of her biological clock
Year 6 – Iron…A seasoned frying pan
Year 7 – Copper…Seven shiny pennies
Year 8 – Bronze…A framed picture of you and your sheep
Year 9 – Pottery…A cremation urn
Year 10 – Tin…Beer cans saved from wedding limo
Year 11 – Steel…A box of steel wool you stole
Year 12 – Linen…A bag of belly button lint
Year 13 – Lace…A black teddy right off the outlet mall manikin
Year 14 – Ivory…A new bar of soap
Year 15 – Crystal…A rock to go with broom and black hat
Year 25 – Silver…A picture of Lone Ranger with horse
Year 30 – Pearl…Pearls of Wisdom, obviously borrowed
Year 35 – Jade…A bottle of green mouthwash
Year 40 – Ruby…A CD of Kenny Rogers’ Greatest Hits
Year 50 – Gold…A road trip with masked friends to Fort Knox, KY
Year 55 – Emerald…An imported Leprechaun lawn gnome
Year 60 – Diamond…A DVD of James Bond “Diamonds Are Forever”

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