My Pod . . . by Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland
MY POD
The podcast of my life is out
On iTunes and online.
So, if you’re tired of living yours,
Rejoice! You can live mine!
Experience your birth again
That brutal, freezing day,
As doc Berg drops you on your head
And sends you on your way!
And, soon, you’ll be rejected by
Your teachers, friends and peers,
Unable to learn basketball
And laughed at for your ears!
Then, taste humiliation’s dust
Through years of workplace hurt,
As colleagues soar ahead of you
And leave you in the dirt!
The podcast of my life’s for sale
At all the podcast stores.
Can’t stand your own another day?
Let’s trade! And, I’ll live yours!
