Diagnosable . . . by Doug “Rabbit” Sutherland, Minister of Reality

DIAGNOSABLE
I took a short vacation to
A warm and gentle clime
To catch up on my reading ‘cuz
I never find the time.
I read The Book of Mormon and
I read the Bible, too,
The Torah and the Talmud and
I realized the author was
The same guy in all four–
Not only that,
He wrote them while
Cross-legged, on the floor,
Without a single laptop or
A smart-phone or a pen,
And, in an instant, all at once,
Which underscores, again,
That God is truly gifted and
A multi-tasking dude
(But schizophrenic with a clear
Bi-polar attitude)!