September 19, 2018

Frankly Fanny by Herself

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Dear Frankly:
I hope you can help me. I am involved in a relationship and I don’t trust my partner. We have been together almost 9 months and I am now 8 months pregnant by him. I know that I really didn’t take enough time to get to  know him. That was my fault. I have fallen in love with him, but I am not sure how to let him know that I don’t trust him without seeming rude or mean about it. Should I wait until our child is born or confront him with it now?
      Doubting Darla

Dear Doubting:
Really? You got pregnant with this guy’s child after dating for only a month? If you are not taking birth control, you could have at least borrowed a condom from a friend and made him wear it. Those who go out in the rain without an umbrella are bound to get wet. ‘Nuf said.

Dear Frankly:
I met this guy in a bar through one of my friends. We hit it off and started seeing each other. I went out of town on a business trip and when I got home I called him. He told me that he had called one of my friends while I was gone. He said now he was confused because he liked me and he liked her just as well. I was mad and hurt at the same time. Later I learned that she likes him too. I think it is all her fault. I still really like him. What should I do??
Distressed Darcilla

Dear Distressed:
I wouldn’t waste my time with a guy who jumps into a neighbor’s tent the very first time the sleeping bag is empty. Sorry for the bivouac analogy, but your boyfriend seems rather campy to me. I’d hit him with some bug spray and toast my marshmallows in someone else’s fire.

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