December 9, 2023

Horoscopes for May 26-June 1, 2013


ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

This month is a good month to get noticed, so get out there and take charge. But first, check off your list – hair, teeth, clothes, shoes, signs, tea bags, tax refund.

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

You could find yourself in the center of the spotlight in May and all eyes focused on you to see what you are going to do next. My suggestion? Zip up and smile.

GEMINI (May 21 -June 20)

May is a good time to reflect on things you might have done and may have accomplished had you had the nerve. Since you never found the nerve, it won’t matter.

CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

There may be a breakthrough this month in the saga of responsibility versus freedom, income versus access, work versus hiking. This is a really tough one to call.

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

There are many dreams and ideas that people would like to sell to you in May. Fortunately, you are flat broke with little prospects and can’t fall for their scams.

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Be ready for a touch of tension when you meet up with people you haven’t seen for some time, for they may not have forgiven those who trespassed against them.

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

This is the month when you make slow and steady progress in areas that require study and research. Trimming nose hairs requires a steady hand and keen eye.

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Your ruling planet, Venus, returns to Aries after a brief, but significant, sojourn in Pisces, followed by Mars conjoining Venus. Somebody’s been very, very bad.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Your ability to concentrate on mundane concerns and problems diminishes in May, leaving you with an ability to concentrate on absolutely nothing at all.

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

You have a lot of extra energy and unusually quick reflexes that may come in handy this month, especially your new lover’s spouse comes home unexpectedly.

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

This May, self-control and self-discipline may be required of you. Especially if you come home unexpectedly and find your spouse with their new lover.

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

This is an excellent month for clearing out at home, getting rid of all those things you no longer need. Did I hear somebody say, “Garage Sale?” Yippee!

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